From: Heath LEES (muddy999_at_bigpond.com)
Date: Mon Oct 06 2003 - 12:08:59 BST
Dear tormentors of Garrott,
The omnipotent being that controls Garrott is experiencing a few issues with his all powerful trans astral communication written word device. (The omnipotent one refers to it as an Email). He suspects that a horror of some form or other will require purging by his paid peons (not Peans...he at least appears sentient), before this small issue is rectified. Although his wrath is great, this horror appears to be quite elusive and is evading his paid peons (this is despite the large amount he pays them each month). Bearing in mind he could crush your meaty bodies like beetles under his boot heel and his fiery gaze would suck the very souls from you, he requests that you bear with him. (We suspect that he has become attached to you fleshy infidel...which is beyond our reasoning). Should his emails appear to be rambling (shall we say more so than usual) or missing, he intends fully to blame the horror.
Thankyou,
Heath.
(Garrott's twisted mind).
PS: Windlings taste like chicken...
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