Earthdawn PBeM BN 4.1 Naked Truth

From: Naron (naron_at_bigpond.net.au)
Date: Sun Aug 24 2003 - 01:51:42 BST


Temorya flies directly up to better judge the creature that appears to be meandering through the grass randomly. The warriors tense and draw weapons preparing to move on Temorya's advice.

Farli peers out, trying to match the creatures movements to any creature she has known in the past, though she admits to herself that it moves like nothing she has ever come across.

The next time the creature bounds it appears to have halved the distance and the warriors tense and take the first few steps into a charge before they hear Temorya laughing so hard they think his tiny belly will burst. He floats down to Shalandra tears streaming from his eyes where they notice Farli also chuckling and blushing as red as a tomato.

"I do not think you will need weapons!" Farli appears to have caught her companions good humour and also starts to laugh. Confused you look about you to see a figure burst from the grass only 15 yards from you and lands amongst the group.

Standing three foot seven the Dwarf that stands before you stands from having been running around on all fours. He is completely devoid of any hair whatsoever, which is punctuated by his complete lack of clothing.

Patterned all over his body he is covered in purple tatooing showing some form of paradise dripping with fruit and flowers, and the odd eye or two looking out from several hiding places. The little male dwarf stands in front of you, seemingly unconscious of the fact that he is nude, and quite obviously aroused.

"Tosh! Visitors to the hearth and me bounding for game! Zing! The fields be perfect for the hunt eh what! But be sure not to poach or the bounders will get you!" He giggles at something and does a spin. "Where are my manners. Spat! Astendar will have my privates for a boxing bag! I am Zubert Biddleton Vash the Third. But you can call me Zoot!" He looks about the party innocently and appears confused to find all of the stunned looks returned to him.

<Moves please>

<Cheers>

<Mark>
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